New recipe: Eggs, beans and waffles*

Ingredients (for 1 person):

• 2 potatoes waffles from Lidl
• 2 eggs
• Half a tin of baked beans from Lidl
• Some olive oil (probably also from Lidl, maybe Sainsburys)
• Salt & pepper
• Tomato Ketchup (I think we got it from Sainsburys)

Method:

1. Stick the waffles in the toaster on maximum setting
2. Fry the eggs in olive oil
3. Heat the beans in a pan
4. Season with salt and pepper and serve the whole lot on a plate with a massive dollop of ketchup on the side

*Because sometimes I just can't be arsed with all this organic permaculture malarky.